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And of course let’s not forget Big Bottom! https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?si=3cDEaahFGuOo2xOj

Talk about mudflaps...

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Dec 19, 2023Liked by Collapse Life

And Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.” Brian May said he wrote it as Freddie liked his lovers, women and men, to have a bit of meat on them. 😊

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Dec 19, 2023Liked by Collapse Life

Don’t forget Randy Newman’s Short People, a big hit in 1977

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How are people so completely blind to hypocrisy? "Public airplanes are public transportation and should be accessible and comfortable for us all." THAT SHOULD INCLUDE THE PEOPLE SQUISHED NEXT TO YOU (and possibly trapped in an emergency!) IF YOU ARE PLUS-SIZED. Not a judgment on your lifestyle choices--heaven forbid--or discrimination for the sake of it.

This isn't about feelings; it's about simple geometry. It would be like a family of six renting a two-seater car and then complaining that the car doesn't accommodate them! Oh, your family can't fit in the Fiat? RENT AN SUV.

The fact is *everyone* should enjoy being comfortable (as it were) in the air. If I pay for a seat, I want to enjoy ALL OF IT. I want my half of the armrest, too. If your body takes up two seats, you should pay for two seats. I said it.

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I figured I would "Weigh in" on this.

I should move to NYC. If I put on some more weight back on, I could make a good living just suing people. Just study a bit so I can represent myself pro se so I don't have to pay a lawyer.

Your booth is too small. Pay up. Your portions won't sustain my weight. Pay up. You don't have an elevator in the building. Pay up. The door on the taxi is too small. Pay up. There is not enough room in the toilet. Pay up. You didn't let me into the nightclub with the beautiful people. Pay up.

Throw in a few employment applications a week to round things out. I think I will start as a Chippendale's dancer. Lots of modeling agencies in town as well.

With a little planning, I could file at least 2-3 lawsuits a day. Of course I would have to pace myself. Going around doing that might burn off too many calories.

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Amazing. If you do this, please film it and make a mocumentary. 🤓.

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There will too limited of a window of opportunity to do anything.

The good thing is that the whole issue is self limiting. Eventually, they will make it completely impossible to conduct business in their town. They are already off to a good start. When the airlines can't afford to give out two seats for the price of one to fly through NYC, they will change the flights to a different airport that the can afford to fly through. The only ones who will suffer are the people of NYC. But that's what they vote for, so who am I to say differently? All I can do is get out the popcorn and enjoy the show.

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The sad part is it will take down New York with it. The loss of such an amazing city is a blow. But such is the strange time of change upon us.

“Eventually, they will make it completely impossible to conduct business in their town.”

Such is the goal of communism. Eliminate the middle class to further centralize control. At least it’s just New York and not your entire country, says the Canadian. 🤦‍♀️

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Us too! David, we will help fundraise for the project!! Would be worth every penny.

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